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 ISSUE 69 * AUGUST 2, 2003

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The Raw Feed

I'VE TRANSFORMED THE MIKE'S LIST HOME PAGE from a passive page displaying the most recent issue to an active, constantly updated feed of items I'm working on and ideas I'm thinking about.

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Natural Selection Applied to Problem of Circuit Design

A digital simulation of natural selection may replace the more "creationist" approach currently used to design integrated circuits. Miguel Garvie, a research student at the University of Sussex in the UK, has developed software that lets ordinary computer users contribute their spare processing power to contribute to a virtual evolutionary environment for the project, similar to the SETI@home Project. Randomizing processes produce a wide variety of designs. The best designs are allowed to sexually reproduce, leading to offspring who survive or die off according to their fitness. No, I'm not making this up!


Scientists Create Digital Food Simulator

Scientists working for Japanese food companies have come up with a device that, when placed in the mouth, simulates food, including taste, smell, texture, chemical reaction in the mouth and even the "crunch" of mastication. Researchers hope food companies will use the device to design new foods via computer, rather than in some kind of actual kitchen.


Sega to Announce Cheap Cat Robot

SegaToys showed off an ugly new cat robot at the 2003 Japan Toy Show in Yokohama, Japan, today. Tentatively and hideously called the "Necot," the pre-programmed pussy communicates via gestures and sound, and will go on sale next March for about $250.


Unanticipated Convergence

Electrolux is converging the refrigerator with the digital camera. The idea is that each time you close your refrigerator door, built-in digital cameras take snapshots of what's inside and upload them to a server. If you find yourself at the store, and don't remember if you're out of mustard, you can use your cell phone or PDA to take a look. Hopefully, the light stays on when you close the door.


China Mulling Robot Nurses for Future SARS Outbreaks

The Chinese Academy of Sciences has created a robot nurse called "Aim" that it hopes can treat future SARS patients without risking the lives of hospital staff. No word yet on any trademark lawsuit from AOL. 


Scientists Create Working Motor Less Than 1/300th the Width of Human hair

Alex Zettl of the University of California, Berkeley, and his colleagues have created a working motor just 500 nanometers wide. It could be used to power a uselessly microscopic, but nevertheless very fuel-efficient, electric car.


MIT Creates 'Corporate Fallout Detector'

Simply scan the bar code of a product, and the gadget will make a "Geiger counter" noise of an intensity directly related to the product manufacturer's environmental or social record. It makes the products of unethical companies appear radioactive.


Found Video

A Mac user reveals what's wrong with Macs...


Bad Robots

Morgui, a robot creation of Reading University Professor of Cybernetics Kevin Warwick, has been deemed so scary that children and teens under the age of 18 must have parental consent to be in the same room with it, which is really unfair. After all, the robot is nothing more than a disembodied skull with a gaping mouth and flashing, alien-looking eyes that follows you around wherever you go, watching your every move. The Terminator-head robot uses sound, heat sensing and radar to stalk its victims. Morgui was created to study people's reactions to robots. 


Proof You Can Buy Anything On the Internet

A huge political battle is brewing both in the U.S. and the UK over suspect intelligence claiming Iraqi dictator Saddam  Hussein sought to purchase uranium ore from Niger. Saddam could have just fired up his browser and bought some on the Internet.

In Mike's List 34, I told you about a web site that provided step-by-step instructions for adding a fan to the inside of your mouse to keep your hand cool, just like professional bowlers do. It looks like the site has been removed, but fear not! I have discovered a company that sells fan mice


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The Art Gallery

Some people might see useless old mice. But others see the raw materials for goofy sculptures


Company Working On Flying Motorcycle

The AirBike is a cross between a jet, helicopter, motorcycle and Star Wars Speeder. It can fly very fast, hover and maneuver, according to Allied Aerotechnics, the New Hampshire-based company that's working to make the AirBike a reality.


Cell Phone Follies

France Telecom R&D is testing an instant scrapbook service for tourists that lets visitors point-and-shoot their cell phones at kiosks to create online photo albums and travel journals. Canned monument info can be added to personal photos, video and other data to create custom web sites about one's vacation. The service is being tested with 500 French and English-speaking tourists vacationing in Corsica and the French Riviera. The trial will begin Monday in Corsica and in September on the French Riviera. Presumably all the English-speaking tourists are English, Canadian, Australian or New Zealanders, as Americans don't go to France anymore.

Indian phone companies have banded together to provide the parents of eligible Indian young people a fast, convenient way to arrange marriages. Parents can exchange key data such as caste, education level and employer. The service is free, but future versions may feature photos and other rich media -- and cost real money.

Japan's Index Corporation rolled out a service this month to enable cell phone event tickets. After the customer pays, a barcode is sent to the phone, which is then read and authenticated at concerts, ball games and the opera.


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Hollywood Spy

Called "Paycheck," a new Ben Affleck sci-fi thriller is about a hotshot techie brought into a project by a shady corporation to reverse engineer something. The catch is that he has to allow them to erase his memory after the project is complete. Afterwards, bad stuff ensues, and he tries to remember what was erased before it's too late. Sounds like the typical Silicon Valley job. Check out the trailer.

Variety says Will Ferrell will star in a remake of "Get Smart" for Warner Bros.

Director Paul Verhoeven told Preview magazine in Holland that he is thinking about doing a "Robocop 4."


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Gotta-Get-It Gadgets

Wallflower Systems is promising new 8x10 digital frames that suck photos off your PC via Wi-Fi, and display them at 1024x768. Sounds cool, but the frames will start at about $500. I'll keep you posted.


Wacky Web Sites

RIAA Radar is a web site that lets you search for a singer or band, and get information on whether or not they are associated with the Recording Industry Association of America, which is currently issuing subpoenas against music swappers at the rate of 75 per day. It's the perfect boycotting tool. 

When you really have to go, check out the Top Ten Most Most Fascinating Urinals web site.

The BuzzPhraser web site will auto-generate Silicon Valley marketing bull.


If you're a fan of quality dog-nose photography -- and who isn't? -- you'll love Dognose Heaven, featuring canine snouts of every description.

The Mona Make-Over lets you bring modern plastic surgery and chemical "beauty" treatments to that old hag, the Mona Lisa.

If you're thinking about buying one of those tiny, annoying remote-controlled cars, but just aren't sure, now you can test drive one over the Internet at the Remote Driver web site. 

If you like obscure words, then you'll love the Luciferous Logolepsy web site!


Twisted Games

Park Life

Parkeringspil

Slack Man

Plastic Balls

Workplace

Rapid Motion

Packman (The World's Smallest)

Smash

Galactic Tennis

Battlebots

MechaSpider


Reader Comment

Mike, 
Great newsletter - thanks for all your efforts. Following up on your article on personalised stamps, Australia Post sells (partly) personalised stamps that can be used like normal stamps
Regards,
Peter McMahon 

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Big Number o' the Week

1,000,000 - The number of farms in the United States that Internet access (it's also the number of farms that don't).


Mystery Pic o' the Week


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LAST WEEK'S MYSTERY PIC: No, it's not "the Quality Inspector at a nanotechnology manufacturing," a "female ant choosing birth control pills," or even "nano-Legos" as suggested by some readers. In fact, the photo shows RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) chips with an ant thrown in for scale. The RFID technology will likely be used in future product packaging instead of or in addition to bar codes for fast, wireless idenfication and tracking. Congratulations to Craig A. Mitchell of Newport Beach, California, for being first with the right answer!


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