Cloning
Jesus
An organization in Berkeley,
California (just across the bay from Silicon Valley), wants to
clone Jesus in order to usher in the Second Coming. The idea is
to extract DNA from blood on the Shroud of Turin or some other
holy relic, insert it into an unfertilized human egg and implant
the egg in a virgin. The "Second Coming Project" may
have trouble convincing European churches, which own nearly all
the body parts claimed to have been taken from Jesus, to part
with them for such a wacky project. It's also illegal in the
United States to clone a person (though no law against deities).
But the most unrealistic element of all this is, perhaps,
finding a virgin in Berkeley. Must be a hoax. You
decide.
Windows
At War
The Navy plans to power its
next-generation aircraft carrier with Windows 2000. The
off-the-shelf software will power not only ship electronics and
communications systems, but also weapons launchers and aircraft
systems. The carrier, called the CVN 77, is scheduled for a 2008
deployment. Let's hope - for the sake of the world's coastal
communities, that Microsoft gets all the bugs out by then. If
Windows does to the Navy's aircraft carrier what it does to my
PC, I want to be far inland.
The
Communist Way
Here in the United States, parents and pandering politicians
are waging war against Hollywood and computer-game makers over
marketing inappropriate content to kids. A push is on to limit
ads during prime time TV shows. But in China, they don't mess
around with criticizing companies for choosing the wrong time
slot for commercials. They just shut companies down. Government
officials in Shanghai recently closed more than 500 internet
cafes in the city, mostly because too many kids are using them
to play Quake and other games. They also recently shut down a
pro-democracy web site, another site about human rights, and
arrested a high school teacher who posted articles on the web
that criticized the government.
Follow-Up
Last week I reported that DotComFailures.com,
whose motto is, "Kick 'em while they're down," itself
had failed. I was had (along with the Wall Street Journal, New
York Post, Industry Standard and others). The whole thing was a
publicity stunt to gain press and recognition for the site. Ryan
Nitz, owner of the site, told me that the stunt had "worked
beautifully."
Reader
Web Site of the Week
Goofball.com is a
humor site run by some former colleagues of mine, including my
good friend and longtime reader Julie Chiesa. (caution:
It's a pretty outrageous site.) Check it out!!
Mike's
Wacky Web List
Hurry! Buy land on the
moon - before it's all gone!
Here's a site for the
super anal-retentive.
This site is devoted
to web banner ads, of all things.
More Microsoft
cartoons than you can shake a subpoena at!
This
MUST be a hoax...
Mike's
Number List
31 million - The number of
Americans who say they don't use the Internet and never will,
according to the Pew Internet and American Life Project.
$16 million - Political
contributions made by Microsoft during the past three years.
#5 - Microsoft's ranking in the
list of top soft-money contributors to political parties.
Mike's
Reading List
Cheney,
Dicked - Slate
'Typosquatters' Turn Flubs Into Cash - ZDnet
NBC Plans Website to Sign Up
Contestants For Mir - Space.com
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