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THE SILLY CON VALLEY REPORT

ISSUE 26 * NOVEMBER 13, 2001

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Get In Shape By Playing 'Quake'

When I was a lad, we didn't have these fancy computer games that keep kids indoors, turning them into pale, overweight weaklings. (We had TV for that.) Now compulsive gamers can become buff and lean stud muffins with the $200 Simcycle Game Box. In order to move forward in shoot-em-up or racing games, you've got to peddle like Lance Armstrong. 


Ad Creep

This space chronicles the incessant search for new ways to expose people to more advertising (The 3,000 ads per day that average Americans are exposed to just aren't enough). Now they're messing with time itself. A technology call "time-reduction" enables TV and radio broadcasters to find and delete redundant video frames or fragments of sound, which compresses programming to make time for more commercials. Prime Image here in Silicon Valley is one of the chief marketers of this technology. There are reportedly 200 time-reduction machines currently in use in the United States. 

Have you seen advertising in a completely new context? Let me know


Proof You Can Buy Anything On the Web

Here's a product that really sucks: leeches! That's right. Now you can order leeches over the Internet, thanks to Leeches USA, LTD. They're not sold as food or pets, but rather for medicinal bleeding. 

You can also get a divorce over the Internet for just $249. CompleteCase is a Seattle law firm that handles California divorces the easy way. All you need is a spouse and a credit card


Shameless Self-Promotion

Listen to Mike's List every week on the Radio! Now Craig Crossman's Computer America features Mike's List content on every show (and I join Craig live on the first broadcast Sunday of every month). You can hear Computer America on your local Business TalkRadio station or over the Internet each Sunday from 1pm to 3pm Silicon Valley Time. Don't miss Computer America!


Reader Web Site o' the Week

In the wake of the September 11 suicide massacres, most of us want to know what we can do about terrorism -- and how to cope with the stress of the attacks. Check out "Citizen Warrior," a site build by Mike's List reader (and my brother) Adam Khan. Don't get mad. Get involved!

Get YOUR web site on the high-traffic Mike's List Reader Links page. HERE'S HOW


Wacky Web Sites

IT'S ALL GREEK TO ME: Now you can chat with people around the world ... in Latin! That's right, now there's a chat room -- excuse me -- "Locutorium" where you can blather away in Europe's favorite dead language. The site, which is appropriately named "Circulus Latinus Panormitanus," features a host of resources about, and in, the Latin language. 

INTERNET PACKETS: Someone, for some reason, has photographed and categorized condiments of the kind that come in small, squeezable packets

BACK TO THE FUTURE: Here's a web site that features exact replicas of dusty old arcade games from the '70s and '80s such as Pac Man and Frogger -- written entirely in Java

WHERE IT'S AT: Some folks discovered that as you move around with a GPS device, the screen shows a line where you've been. They launched a web site devoted to "art" created by driving around.  

WHY NOT JUST BUY A COLOR CAMERA?: It's possible, though not necessarily advisable, to take color pictures using a black-and-white Game Boy camera. This web site tells you how, but not why...

 If you see a really crazy web site: Let me know


Last Week's Mystery Pic

No, it's not a "Canadian beer TV ad," "Washington Crossing the Delaware 2.0," nor is it "what is left of the government's credibility after being railroaded into the settlement with Microsoft" as suggested by some readers. Most commented on the subject of the picture. But the interesting fact about last week's Mystery Pic is the picture itself. It's a brilliant color photograph taken in 1915! While traveling with the Tsar, Russian photographer Sergei Prokudin-Gorskii took pictures onto three separate glass plates per image that were designed to be shown in color using a slide projector he invented. Technicians recently developed a technique to scan the plates so the images could be assembled in a computer. Last week's Mystery Pic is one of dozens of breathtaking Prokudin-Gorski photographs in the collection, which is on display at the Library of Congress Web site. Congratulations to reader Geoff Washburn for being first with the right answer. Here are three more examples (click on the pictures to see them full-size): 

 Have you seen an amazing, hard-to-identify picture? Let me know!


Mystery Pic o' the Week


What is it? Send YOUR guess to [email protected]. I'll publish the name of the person who gets it right first in the next issue of Mike's List. 


 

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