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THE SILLY CON VALLEY REPORT

ISSUE 19 * MAY 11, 2001

 

Welcome!

IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS, I've added more than 10,000 readers to Mike's List. I sent out an e-mail blast Tuesday to former readers of my Win Letter newsletter inviting them to join. So far about 8,000 have done so. The subscriptions are still coming in at the rate of several hundred a day. Welcome Win Letter readers!  

Last Wednesday, I appeared on TechTV's "Screen Savers" show to talk about Mike's List, and picked up another thousand or so readers. Welcome TechTV viewers!

And finally, I'm still getting hundreds of new subs a week from you grizzled veteran readers, who are still recommending Mike's List to friends. Welcome all!

Despite the dramatic growth, I'm still keeping Mike's List ad free -- and free of charge. I figure what the heck. It's a cheaper obsession than gambling, and less painful than body piercing (usually). 

Enjoy Mike's List everyone! And remember: Forward to a friend!

RECOMMEND TO A FRIEND!    


New Fridge Opens from Outside the House
A British company called Home Delivery Access has invented a refrigerator that grocery-delivery people can open from outside the house. The refrigerators (and the house) are protected by combination locks, as well as a feature that prevents both doors from being open at once. A small computer built into the refrigerator dashes off an e-mail or cell phone text message to alert homeowners when a delivery has been made. 


Look Down and Smile 
One of the great innovations in motor safety during the last quarter century was reflective studs glued to roads that enhance drivers' perception of lanes at night and make a thumping sound when tires cross over them to wake dozing drivers. Now a British company is taking the concept further, and working on studs that videotape cars to monitor drivers and road conditions. The studs are being tested in a secret location in Spain (Spanish readers: If you know the location -- send me a picture!)


Rumor Monger
Last week, I printed a rumor that Microsoft was working on a handheld version of the Xbox. Here's another Xbox rumor: Microsoft may have negotiated for the exclusive rights to develop a game based on Spielberg's upcoming movie, A.I.


Cell Phone Follies
Text messaging is becoming increasingly integrated into everyday European life.
A Protestant church in Hanover, Germany, recently started transmitting summaries of religious services to cell phones that support text messages And a new literary form has emerged in the U.K. -- text messaging poetry competitions -- in which words are abbreviated and numbers substituted for letter sounds (like "U" for "you"). 


Proof You Can Buy Anything On the Internet
A dentist in Georgia takes orders over the Web for hand-painted dental crowns.  

If you're a Christian baseball fan, how about some lovely figurines of Jesus playing America's pastime


Shameless Self-Promotion
Know somebody with a technology bent and a warped sense of humor? Then straighten them out! Tell them about Mike's List! (Better yet, forward this newsletter or use my "Recommend to a Friend" page.) It's the perfect Mother's Day gift! 


Ad Creep
Is nothing sacred? Revelstoke Canadian Spiced Whisky has created "interactive" marketing for the bottom of public urinals. Advertising for the company's whisky shows up only when specially made rubber urinal splashguards are warmed by urine. There are 20,000 of them distributed in pub urinals throughout Canada and the United States. 

Have you seen advertising in a completely new context? Let me know


Follow-Up
I reported on the La-Z-Boy Explorer e-cliner chair last week. If you'd like to see it in action, my friend and radio personality Peter Cook covered it in a recent video

Last week I broke a story about the Marine Corps' "Dragon Eye" flying robot. Since then, Beyond2000 published a story about it -- including some exclusive photos


Reader Web Site o' the Week
Check out Mike's List reader (not to mention nationally syndicated computer columnist and host of Computer America) Craig Crossman's web site! Craig is giving away a Duo-64 Cassette MP3 Player on Sunday! (If you win it, let me know and I'll print your name.)

Get YOUR web site on the high-traffic Mike's List Reader Links page. HERE'S HOW


Mike's List o' Gotta-Get-It Gadgets
Plug in the $100 U.S. Robotics SoundLink hardware, and it turns your PC into a radio station that broadcasts your MP3 files to every FM radio within 1,000 feet. 

AstroNest is working on a game pad for Palm organizers and Handspring Visors called AstroWing. It features sound and rumbling (vibrating to simulate shock, machine-gun fire, etc.), as well as extra buttons and even additional memory! A company spokesman told me today that it should be available in September for $79.


Mike's List o' Wacky Web Sites
Don't understand how ICANN (Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers) works? This short movie explains everything

You can find pictures of historical and religious paintings and sculptures all over the Internet. But here's a site that specializes in old art depicting UFOs!

Here's a bird-brained idea: a protocol for sending digital data via carrier pigeon called -- what else? -- the CPIP (carrier pigeon internet protocol). 

Are you normal? (If you're on Mike's List, probably not). A new web site gives you a survey to fill out, then tells you if you're the same as everybody else.  

The anti-consumerism organization and magazine AdBusters dumps cash in public places, then videotapes the mad rush to grab money. Now *that's* entertainment. 

Everybody has a web site these days -- even the mafia

This guy is planning to soar into outer space in a homemade rocket!

What's a "Ted Turnover"? Well, it's a disgruntled former employee of CNN. The turnovers have -- what else? -- launched their own web site

Humans can't easily conceptualize the difference between huge numbers -- say, a billion vs. a trillion. Here's a site that uses stacks of pennies to help visitors do that. Every congressperson should visit this site when debating tax issues and the national dept. 

Ever wonder how to block Internet advertising?


Reader Comment
"Mike, I have to disagree with you (about the Sino-American "cyberwar"). Our web server was attacked May 4 and the web page was replaced with: F*** the USA Government. F*** PoizonBox. We've been on the Internet since 1994 and this is the first time we've been attacked." - Diane Hamilton

"The burglar alarm mentioned in Mike's List #18 was not invented in Sweden. The device has been available for years in the United States, and even comes in a handheld version that looks like a megaphone. The Chicago Police Department has even used them to sicken unruly crowds."  - Max Raven 

I get hundreds of reader e-mail messages per week, so I can publish only a tiny fraction of them. I reserve the right to edit letters for length and clarity. Send comments to: [email protected]


Last Week's Mystery Pic
Last week's Mystery Pic showed a full Linux terminal server in a toaster oven case built by a Portland, Oregon, high school student named Brian. Congrats to Mike's List reader Taggert Siegel for being first with the right answer. 


Mystery Pic o' the Week


What is it? Send YOUR guess to [email protected]. I'll publish the name of the first person who gets it in the next issue of Mike's List. 


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