Scientists Create Mutant Space Plant
University of Florida scientists have created
genetically modified mustard plants
for gathering data from Mars. Funded by NASA, the project envisions robots planting seedlings
in Martian soil in mini greenhouses on Mars. Some of the plants are designed to glow in specific ways according to environmental variables. For example, one of the plants,
which contains jellyfish DNA, will glow green if it detects certain metals in the Martian soil, and blue if it detects peroxides. The first freak plants are scheduled for a 2007
lift-off to the Red Planet.
Marines Getting Flying Robot Spies
The Naval Research Laboratory in Washington D.C. is building portable
flying robots for the Marine
Corps. The project,
called
Dragon
Eye, will produce self-contained devices that fit in back-packs. Marines envision launching Dragon Eye
drones on battlefields to gather instant intelligence on enemy positions,
as well as other details. Each robot weighs 4.3 pounds, has a
wingspan of 48 inches and is propelled by two oversized, nearly silent propellers.
The drones are not remote-controlled in real-time. Marines
program them with altitude, and areas to be videotaped. They
start the motors and toss them into the air. The robots fly their
missions and return to the soldier who launched them.
New Meaning to 'Crank Call'
Plans for a prototype wind-up cell phone was
leaked last week by Freeplay Energy Europe, the same company that makes wind-up
flashlights
and radios. The company says the wind-up cell phone charger will be manufactured soon and
sold to the public.
A complete winding should get you about six minutes on the horn. It's the perfect cell phone for
people unfortunate enough to live in an area without reliable
electricity -- such as us Californians.
Cell Phone Paintball
A new cell-phone game can turn an entire city into a virtual battlefield. Called BotFighters, from the Swedish company
"It's Alive," the game uses standard GSM phones, location awareness and text messaging to play what the company's CEO calls a kind of
"virtual
paint-ball." Here's how it works. You choose a robot character, as well as weapons and
shields from a menu on the BotFighters Web site. Then, when you're wandering around town, you can use your phone's text
messaging function to find out where your opponents are.
Opponents are other users who have also registered with BotFighters. The message says something like, "Your opponent is 300 meters to the west of your location." Once you're close enough to fire, you can then "shoot" your opponent with another text message. Damage done depends upon distance, weapons used by you, and the armor and
shields used by your opponents. When you destroy another robot, you win credits that can be used to recharge your robot's battery, and buy more weapons and armor. Currently, the game works in Sweden,
and will be rolled out the U.K. this fall.
Sickening New
Security Technology
A new home burglar alarm produces a 125-decible alarm sound that
is reportedly so grating that it makes intruders vomit. Tests show most
people either sprint from the room or lose their lunch after 10
to 80 seconds of the low-frequency noise. Called
"Inferno," and developed by Swedish army scientists,
the alarm will be available to U.K. residents later this year.
The British government is considering the technology for crowd
control. Great. That's all we need at WTO summits -- thousands
of barfing
protesters.
Hot Coffee in a
Can
Nestle will introduce in limited U.K. markets canned coffee that
heats itself. Java junkies merely press a red button on the
bottom of the can, wait three minutes, then start drinking.
Pressing the red button mixes quicklime
with water inside a compartment in the can, sparking a chemical
reaction that heats the
coffee.
Terrorists Open PC Store
A former Red Army
terrorist, who was involved in a 1970 hijacking, has opened a PC store in Osaka, Japan, and hired an
AUM Shinrikyo cult member as technical advisor, according to the Mainichi Shimbun. They plan to buy cheap parts abroad,
then build and sell discount PCs locally. I don't even want to know who they'll hire to run the "complaints"
department.
Cult Spam
And you thought spam advertising get-rich-quick schemes and pornography were
annoying... Some 40,000 Japanese college students recently received spam from the AUM Shinrikyo
cult (mentioned in the previous item) urging them to join. Tokyo police
recently discovered CD-ROMs full of e-mail university-student e-mail addresses somehow stolen from Japanese
universities while examining disks taken from the homes of cult
members.
AOL Wristwatches?
AOL and Swatch are working together on wristwatches that display AOL
content. The watches will likely connect to PCs using USB connections, and download e-mail, as well as AOL screen names, keywords and other information.
Rumor Watch
A rumor bouncing around the net says Microsoft is secretly working on a handheld version of the
Xbox, based on Windows CE, to compete with Nintendo's
GameBoy Advance gadget.
Proof
You Can Buy Anything On the Net
Going away on
business? Can't trust your spouse? Then buy a chastity
belt! They come in a variety of attractive styles and colors
for both men and women.
Ad Creep
An American company called Wonton Food is selling ad space on the back side of fortunes inside 20 million fortune cookies sold per month to Chinese-food restaurants.
Follow-Up
I reported in Mike's
List 17 that CNN scooped the other networks by using a cheap
satellite cell phone to broadcast live video of U.S. Navy
crewmembers boarding a flight on Hainan Island after being
detained by the Chinese. Since that story, the company that
makes the equipment, London-based 7E Communications Ltd., has
apparently been flooded with purchase requests by other news
organizations, according to this
story.
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the Week
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Mike's List o' Gotta-Get-It
Gadgets
Web usability expert Jakob Nielsen
reviewed recently the user interface on the Panasonic P503i cell
phone, a very cool color iMode phone available only in Japan.
Here's a closer
look at the screen.
Mobility
not your scene? Then you need the latest La-Z-Boy. Called the The Explorer e-cliner
and built under the influence of Microsoft, this monument to the
mouse-potato lifestyle features a built-in wireless Sony keyboard, Web TV
service and both an RJ-11 jack and electrical outlet into the
arm-rest.
Sony makes a mouse with an
extra
hole. The pointing device includes a Memory Stick reader/writer. Simply insert the Stick into the mouse, and you can transfer its
contents -- MP3s, digital pictures, etc. -- to your PC. It's perfect in every way
but one: Nobody uses Memory Stick devices.
Here's a PDA
keyboard you can roll
up and stick in your pocket.
Mike's List o' Wacky
Web Sites
Is the collapse of the net immanent?
Forget the whales. Save the
Internet.... before it's too late!
Here's how to use strawberry Pop Tarts as incendiary
devices.
Did you know you
can use Jell-O as hair gel? Did you want to know? If so,
check out WackyUses.com.
It's a web site that lists unintended -- but possible -- uses
for well known consumer products.
Has it come to
this?: Assisted living for the technologically
impaired...
Last Week's
Mystery Pic
Last Week's Mystery Pic showed a U.S. soldier modeling a Land Warrior wearable computer system designed
for the army by Pacific Consultants. The system includes a wireless communications module, GPS receiver, mouse soldier control unit (they have mice soldiers?), audio subsystem and weapons-control functions such as a daylight video system, thermal sight and laser range finder. It was demonstrated recently at the Embedded Systems Conference in San Francisco.
Mystery Pic o' the
Week
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What is it? Send YOUR guess to [email protected].
I'll publish the name of the first person who gets it in the next issue
of Mike's List.
Mike's List o'
Required Reading
Dot-Coms Investing in Dot-Coms: A House of Cards
By Lori Enos
"In the days when everyone believed that the future of the economy lay in cyberspace, many dot-coms unwittingly built financial houses of cards by investing substantially in their online brethren."
E-Commerce Times
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